i’m somewhere between wanting a tattoo and ‘what the fuck do i want on me for the rest of my life’
I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant
WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
SUPREME COURT BRINGS MARRIAGE EQUALITY
The Supreme Court of the United States refused Monday to hear the appeal against same-sex marriages in Indiana, Oklahoma, Utah, Virginia and Wisconsin, making gay marriage legal in all 5 states. This is preliminary and breaking news, more details will be available soon.
According to reports, 25 other states could have a similar result in the coming days. With this decision, 24 states now have marriage equality.
CONGRATULATIONS INDIANA, OKLAHOMA, UTAH, VIRGINIA AND WISCONSIN!
never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD
I’d like to point out that Phineas has an older sister, Candace. Now, I’m not entirely sure, but I believe they canonically are from the same father. This would mean that not only did Linda do the do with Dr. Doof, she did it twice.
I’LL USE MY FORNICATORNATOR TO CONQUER YOUR THIGH STATE AREA.
FUCK THAT LAST POST IM DEAD